
On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.

The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.įrom the Northwest Floida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts and tucked everything back into place. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.

On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the lot. From the Sydney Morning Herald, Australia, comes this story of a central west couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot. She cried, “Who is THAT under the car?” and her husband replied, “My mechanic.” She told her husband what she’d done, and they went outside to find the mechanic lying unconscious, in a pool of blood, because when the lady unzipped his pants he was so startled he sat up and clobbered his head under the car.Ĭareful what you wear (or don’t wear) when working under your vehicle especially in public. Immediately she saw her husband sitting in the easy chair reading the newspaper. All that was exposed were his legs, so in passing she reached down, unzipped his zipper, chuckled to herself, and went into the house. The lady came home from the grocery store, and she saw her husband working under the car.
